Welcome to Pick Me Up, I'm scared. The podcast.

I'm your host, Madeline. And I'm your co-host, David.

All right. Today, we have a dozy of an episode. Yeah, it's a Heritage Foundation, right?

The Heritage Foundation, yes. I feel like it's one of those things that, like,

when you look into things, it's just a name that pops up over and over and over again.

Did I tell you once I applied for a job there?

No. No, I missed that. I just, like, spit my beverage out. Like, what? Tell that story.

I didn't even get to interview stage, and, like, they didn't say what it was.

It was just on, like, Glass Door or whatever, and it was, like, writing job for a think tank, and I was like, okay.

Yeah.

I can do that.

I know how words work.

And then, like, by the, like, they did, like, the, like, pre-interview phone call thing.

Uh-huh.

And they were like, so, like, would you be really interested in doing, like, things that are, like, kind of, like, libertarian?

Like, what's your view?

They were asking me some questions about what my views were.

Right. they were asking me some questions about what my views were right and I was like well so I like because I thought they were it was one of the like liberally type think tanks so it was like you know

here's the thing I think like anyone who gets all reclimfed over like Marxist Linnitus versus Trotskyus is

like their cause playing yeah and I just say I'm like a Marxist

that was the end of that yeah the Heritage Foundation would not be too into hiring a Marxist

well this is going to be what our episode is going to be about and it's inspired by the fact that

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