113 - My Best Friend Bob

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Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Ray and Lucie discuss Fauci, Lizzo, inflation, and much more.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to come.
0:20.6	Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? Good. I like your new hat. Thank you. How am I? What? How am I? How are you? How do you think I am? A little frustrated? A little cranky? Yeah. I've been, was that you call me cranky? Yeah,
0:37.6	a little,
0:37.9	yeah,
0:57.3	a little bit. I've been crank. I was losing my mind, Dirt didn't in to kill myself, uh, over my hat. Um, couldn't, I'm wearing this hat. I bought this hat as part of a elaborate outfit, which I didn't end up putting together. Mm. It's a Memphis Grizzlies hat of the Memphis Grizzlies fame.
0:55.9	Uh, elaborate outfit which they didn't end up putting together it's a Memphis Grizzlies hat of the Memphis Grizzlies fame uh Jha Morant is their player um also I don't know I forget who else
1:04.6	but uh they they went out in the playoffs they're gone I'm not Grizzlies fan per se. I'm a liar.
1:12.4	Welcome to the show.
1:15.9	What else is going on?
1:17.1	How are you feeling?
1:19.7	I mean, I'm fine.
1:23.8	You only had a good fire.
1:25.1	I bought a brand new hat because we fucking,
1:28.0	you know, I lost the other one.
1:29.7	I got a little messy with sweat.
1:32.1	We're playing disc golf in Richmond, Virginia.
1:36.0	This golf.
1:38.7	This golf.
1:40.3	What a game.
1:42.4	I hope to one day retire to a land where I can play disc golf,
1:48.9	a state park every day with my male counterparts.
1:53.9	How would you describe the game of disc golf?
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