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Can you identify this object on my finger?

I used to really like hardboard eggs, but I can't remember the last time I had one.

There isn't much to do except get pissed.

I have sex.

You can wang on about...

Whang on, darling.

Whang on, darling. Wang on.

It's Easter Monday.

That doesn't get us off doing a podcast because we feel loyalty to our dear little Easter bunny listeners, don't we, Tessa?

Yeah, it's been something of a logistical minefield getting us both to the end of the line.

I had to do some serious UN negotiations to get Team Dunlop Luca off the internet.

And Ian had to find a location where both sound

and light worked. Yeah. And the disadvantage is that it's a room where I can't shut the dogs

out of. So there may be the odd little interruption. But what we've got to do, Tessa, there can be

no cut that Corrie's in this podcast because

Corey, he's working on Bank Holiday Monday as well, but he's got a radio show to produce, which

I'm not presenting.

So he's got a new presenter, James Hanson, who's very good.

And he's on his own because Chris is off today.

So he could really do without a podcast, frankly. So we've got

to be very disciplined, which we're really good at, aren't we? We are so good at it. What's

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