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The LoPriore Podcast

#113: Living With Tourettes Syndrome

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5678 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we talk about if we would eat each other to survive, Mike's Tourettes, UFC 287 & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up, baby girl?

0:02.8

I saw you from across the street while you were eating avocado test.

0:08.3

Ooh, avocado toast.

0:10.4

And I waited until you stopped eating for me to come over so that I could just say that you look beautiful today.

0:18.3

But one thing.

0:19.9

Fuck cheese.

0:21.1

I, I, before I go into. beautiful today. But one thing. Fuck, Jesus. Fuck, Jesus.

0:22.5

I, I, before I go into this, I, ass.

0:27.1

I just want to let you know that I've had Tourette's now for 15 years.

0:32.7

And it's even, that's not even the roughest part.

0:36.7

The roughest part is living my life without you.

0:38.7

Asshole butt.

0:41.4

Al-a-caughtas.

0:43.7

Chili pepper.

0:45.1

Chili pepper nipples.

0:48.7

Listen, just because I got this condition doesn't mean that you and me can't be together.

0:53.0

You know what I'm saying?

0:55.6

You know what I mean?

1:04.1

Nazi. Fuck. Sorry. That comes out sometimes, but it's not, I don't like Nazis. I'm just saying that these words come out of me sometimes and I get even more, they flare up when I see a really

1:09.6

fucking beautiful girl.

1:11.8

Cock Turtle, Franklin, the turtle is a fucking Nazi bitch.

1:15.0

Sorry.

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