#113 Is It Weird That I Don’t Have Work Friends?

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🗓️ 20 November 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Aleen and Jordana are back from vacation. They’ve read an article about a resort in Switzerland that takes care of your Instagram while on vacation so guests can be present in the moment. Jordana loves the idea, Aleen thinks is not so sure. At 9:45 a listener writes in wondering what to do with about an upcoming holiday work party for a job where she has no friends. At 14:30 a listener writes in wondering if she’s justified for being mad at her friends for flaking on her birthday. At 22:04 a listener writes in wondering if she’s selfish for wanting to devote her holiday time to her family instead of her boyfriend’s parents who are divorced. At 28:30 they play some games including: “would you rather have a friend who cries every time you ask them to do something or a friend who unfollows you on Instagram after every flight?” “Shoot, fuck, marry: person who has no social media, person who doesn’t know what social media is, person who posts 5X a day everyday on social media”, and “would you rather always have a fucked up chipped manicure or 3 loose hairs that are always out of place and slightly sticking up?” Thanks To Our Sponsors Framebridge- With just a few taps on your phone, Framebridge lets you create a one-of-a-kind gift that will win Christmas and make someone happy for years to come. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order! Policy Genius- Life insurance isn’t the most enjoyable thing to think about - most people don’t like thinking about dying. So if you’ve been avoiding getting life insurance because it’s difficult or confusing, give Policygenius a try. Just go to Policygenius dot com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes. You can do the whole thing on your phone right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:50.3	Hi everyone, welcome to Batch Slap. I'm Eileen. And I'm Jorana. And here we are. And very excited to
0:57.6	talk about, don't you feel like there's really not much just like going on in the news?
1:03.6	Like the real things going on, like the real news. I mean, in pop culture news, it's kind of
1:08.9	light these days. The only thing that happened is really like, Haley Baldwin changed her name,
1:13.4	officially the Bieber, which is kind of funny because like really gives a shit. Right. Yeah.
1:20.0	She changed her instant name. He says like, look at my wife. I guess they got married. Yeah.
1:25.0	I don't know. Something about this couple. I'm not into. See, I thought, I think that they can make it.
1:30.4	I never thought that the other two would make it. So then again, I don't remember. No, the other
1:36.6	ones are. Oh, Ariana. So I actually, if you guys are like, avid listeners, I don't actually remember
1:42.4	my opinion from before. So like in the previous episode, I remember we talked with Sam. I talked to
1:47.2	Samy about like, I'm sure you'd also did about like Ariana and P. Will they won't they? And I don't
1:52.5	remember if I said they will or won't. Well, right now I think that I used to think that they
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