It is Tuesday, March 13th, 2018, and this is episode 113 of Backside of Magic.

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This is Backside of Magic, and I am Ryan. With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy. Jeremy,

how are you? I am fine, and you are Ryan. I'm glad you listened to the show.

You, Ryan, were going to be in Disney World today, but you are not. You were going to pour salt

somewhere, but it ended up in my wound. How about that? Yeah. I mean, it's a wound, but it's not a wound.

I was supposed to be down there, but...

Real life happens.

Real life happens. If you guys recall, what is this, episode nine or something like that, we

talked about the fact that I went down with a big family and we had to rent a scooter

for my father-in-law, and, he got a lung transplant this past week. So you never know when those are going to show up. So it's a good thing that it did. We're happy to have it. Everything went great. But it means that we are sticking around town to hang out with him, and especially my wife, who's a doctor, it's her father, and she

wants to stay close and monitor the medical situation. So we canceled the trip, but the good

news is we were supposed to stay at the yacht club, got a convention rate, because we're going

down there for convention. I was able to cancel outside of five days, so got the full refund

there. Our flights were outside of five days, so got the full refund there.

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