Welcome to Feathers and My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the

fights, breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV train tracks. If you think the moms bring the

drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

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That's my best Jill Zarin showing up at Scary Island.

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It's like the worst sound.

Hi, guys.

I'm sorry to be coming to you so late.

I deeply apologize. I mean, like, I don't really. No, of course, I apologize. I basically just had really terrible time management this week.

Instead of, so I plans yesterday on Saturday. Usually I record, often I record on Saturday. So when I can't record on Saturday, I record on Friday, except that I had forgotten that

I had to have, not had to, but I had dinner plans with my dad and stepmom on Friday, and

I didn't record on Thursday because I had forgotten I had dinner plans on Friday and I didn't record on Thursday because I had forgotten I dinner plans on Friday.

So I was like going to record on Friday and then, you know, it was just like this whole bad

timing for me. Basically just like really bad time management. I know a lot of you like to wake up

on Sundays and have this

pod, so I apologize. It won't happen often. I don't think it's happened often at all. The only times

that I've been late on a podcast have usually been like technical difficulty reasons. Like,

my producer isn't able to get it up for various technical difficulty stuff.

Oh my God, I just hiccpped. I'm really sorry. Oh, excuse me. So first of all, I just finished

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