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Hi, everybody. Welcome to Am I the Asshole Podcast. I'm Danny Vega. Follow me on Twitter. I'm just kidding, Sarah. How are you today?

I'm good. I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I hurt myself yesterday. Nothing interesting. I like bonged myself at my French show. I was hosting a stand-up show and there was like this piece of wood on top of a wood block,

also known as Bushwick. Yeah, pretty much.

It was pitch blackout because we were on a rooftop doing stand-up, and I just walked full

speed into this thing, and I scuffed my leg, and it's not interesting at all, but there's

nothing really happening.

So this is what I got right now.

I mean, that's about as exciting as it gets these days, so I can't fault you for that.

It is.

I did want to shout out to Dorley, who was the person who broke the news to me about

Keith and the girl, and I called her a rando.

Oh, my God.

That's not very nice.

Yeah, I was like, that's not very nice.

I just called the listener to the show a rando.

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