113: ‘A Tube of Lubricant for Your Life’ With Guest Matthew Panzarino
The Talk Show With John Gruber
John Gruber
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🗓️ 12 March 2015
⏱️ 178 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So live in life one-eyed. |
| 0:02.0 | I'll tell you. |
| 0:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.0 | You know, it's like, you know, everybody knows growing up that if you only have one eye, |
| 0:07.3 | you lose depth perception. |
| 0:09.0 | You know it and you can play with it for five minutes by closing one of your eyes or |
| 0:12.8 | whatever. |
| 0:13.8 | But if you'd just spend two weeks with only one good eye, fucking sucks. |
| 0:20.1 | I swear to God, I'm always bumping into people like in the supermarket or like a shake |
| 0:26.0 | shack, I just bumped right into a guy because I have no idea how close I am to people. |
| 0:30.2 | And it's not just depth perception, right? |
| 0:32.2 | It's a blind side. |
| 0:33.2 | Like you're living with the blind side. |
| 0:34.7 | So you have, you know, things coming at you from that side and you don't know they're |
| 0:38.4 | there until the last second. |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.8 | To me as a, and I'm not driving. |
| 0:43.2 | I haven't even had it, but I live in a city so I don't need to drive. |
| 0:45.6 | But as a pedestrian, when I hear footsteps, it's my left eye. |
| 0:49.6 | And when I hear footsteps on my left from behind me, it's total freak out. |
| 0:54.2 | It really is. |
| 0:55.2 | It is bizarre because it's like, I don't see them until they're in front of me. |
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