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Friends behind the binary ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the

podcaster. When I hear the term turkey trot, I say, well, one, I see pictures of that.

And I say, well, that's, that's an out-of-date for me to be trotting around, especially

everybody breathing cold air. And I'd say, like, even though I'm a runner, I don't know if I,

like, associate fun and run together. But that's great for everybody's out there. But when I

picture, I picture a turkey trotting. And I say, well, I wonder where that turkey's trotting off to.

It looks like, like, in my mind, it's a happy turkey trotting off for some feed. And,

you know, like, yeah, it's like, I didn't even realize I irony and everything I'm saying. But the

turkeys in my mind are trotting off to, you know, enjoy themselves. And you might be seeing,

who is this turkey trotting off at the mouth? And I'd say, yeah, well, I'm about to try it on a

parade recap episode here in a little while. And you may be wondering, you know, what am I trotting

about? I mean, I do try it when I talk. It's because this is sleep with me. The podcast that

puts you asleep takes, it never gets going, takes forever to get started, then doesn't go anywhere.

So glad you're here. If you're new, this is a podcast to keep you company and take your mind off.

So because you deserve a good night's sleep, that's why we make the show is to give you a place

where you could get, you know, like, be distracted and fall asleep because your sleep is important.

You deserve it. And we know how it feels. A lot of us, me that makes a show and a lot of people

out there listening. That's why I call it the deep dark night. So I'm glad you're here. The

spa case is a bit different. So just see how it goes like millions of millions of millions. But

it, around a million people have said, took two or three tries to get used to this show. So give

it a few tries. If you're new, just see how it goes. It is hard to get used to it first.

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