112 - Two Guys a Pizza Place and Another Pizza Place

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The boys find themselves caught in a pizza love triangle, and then continue to discuss penis sizes and theology.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	.
0:05.0	.
0:07.0	. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.9	which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:38.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:44.5	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:53.5	Cowboy Boys. Um... How about that new pizza place.
0:59.6	Dude.
1:00.6	Pretty fucking good.
1:02.2	We gotta talk about the pizza.
1:03.5	The pizza's good.
1:04.7	It's really good, but we've been going to our pizza place down below.
1:08.8	Two years now.
1:09.6	They don't listen to the podcast, you don't think.
1:12.3	No.
1:13.6	Maybe one of them does.
1:14.8	Because there's the pizza place down below, and then I'm cheating on the pizza place down below.
1:19.0	Because they close, they close like 11 some days.
1:23.2	Well, it's like, I never want pizza before 10 p.m.
1:26.3	Yeah.
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