Remember this one time this girl grabbed my buddy's dick like as an introduction. It was their bachelor at party

Yeah, I'll never forget that was like how like because he's a good-looking handsome guy

May or may not have sold drugs and had a lot of money and everybody's super young early 20s and

She's like oh, I heard about you and like shook his dick as his hand that I'm like. Oh, it's gonna be one of them that

Well them kind of nights. It's like man. That's great

It was like it was big move and and she wanted it

It wasn't the bride though. It was one of her friends. Yeah. Yeah, she was a swell. She didn't do anything inappropriate that night

Yeah, but that was a dick check it's good time. I never had one of those like done for me

Do you want one? I was just gonna say I'm not opposed. All right

I'll give it a shake like good to see you. I'm anxious to see if like it's touched the way I would like

How you would do a dick check? Yeah, homie. It's your homie. He knows how to touch your dick. That is true. Yeah

Yeah, man, a really good point really good point way to start the day off

All right, everybody good morning. Good morning. Welcome to the HWM at podcast. I'm your host here with my heterosexual ironman life mate

Bob good morning Shane over there back from VK look and sexy is ever a little bit of a tan a little more facial hair

And today everybody we have a phenomenal guest somebody who we have spoken about on the podcast in previous times

Somebody who is just an absolute fucking gem to follow on all social media platforms and

an absolute badass

Josh sir jumps a lot Porter

Hey, what's up you homo sapiens. I'm here and I'm here to touch your dick

Yeah, he on the way out everybody trained together last night everybody at the company and like

Fucking backdoor Dan kev. Yeah, he's over there doing Olympic lifts and he's like he's been over like

Right whenever Josh was walking by like ass right in the face and I go. Hey man. What are you doing that juicy booty?

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