112: Nature’s Candy with Liz Miele | Soder Podcast | EP 110
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Dan Soder
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. I want to thank you for coming and seeing me on the Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour. |
| 0:04.8 | We've announced the second leg. It starts up in February, February 13th in Orlando, |
| 0:10.2 | then February 14th and Tampa. Going to be in Buffalo, February 28th, Boston, March 6th, |
| 0:17.2 | Philly, March 7th. Go to Dan Soder.com. The whole second leg all the way through April is on sale. |
| 0:23.4 | All available at DanSoter.com. |
| 0:25.5 | I love you guys. |
| 0:32.2 | I watched a video of this guy teaching his son, |
| 0:37.3 | like couldn't be older than three to hit a ball. |
| 0:40.2 | He's wearing like a full like helmet like he's on a motorcycle and he's teaching him how to hit |
| 0:47.0 | the ball and every time he hits it, the goal is to hit his helmet. Sure. But it keeps hitting it to |
| 0:51.1 | the right. So he's teaching him. He goes goes hey bud um just when you're hitting it too |
| 0:54.7 | early so when you hit it early it's going to go there but if you wait and then hit it it's going to hit right and so he does it and he goes okay what did it early he's like yeah but that's okay he's like we're going to wait and then he waits it doesn't do what he wants it to do but he did exactly what he said He's like, you waited. We're already, we're already halfway there. And it was like this parenting person about like positive affirmations and letting them, not even just that, letting them come to the conclusion themselves. And I'm watching the whole thing as she talks about what a great parent. And I'm like, choking up. I'm never going to have kids. Yeah. My cats have never listened to me. I don't even know what to do with this information. |
| 1:28.3 | And I'm just like, I wish I was parented this way. |
| 1:32.8 | Everything's porn. |
| 1:33.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:35.6 | They've turned everything into porn. |
| 1:38.2 | Anything you can think of is porn now. |
| 1:40.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:40.7 | What about Christmas memories? |
| 1:44.1 | And there's a video online. |
| 1:45.4 | Oh, God. |
| 1:46.1 | That's what the N64 kid was. |
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