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🗓️ 29 September 2025
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| 0:00.0 | I feel like my face is really small though, so glasses might swallow me as well. It depends on like you, then you get small glasses. Or you get bigger frames. It's a huge. No, small glasses I feel like on a small face, you look like a little loser. A little loser. And you don't know, you don't want people knowing who you are. You don't like a big loser. I need to be a big loser. You don't look like a little loser. Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. |
| 0:23.6 | And I'm Angela. don't want people knowing who you are. I need to be a big loser. Yeah, like a little loser. |
| 0:21.3 | Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Angela. And with us today, we have our dear |
| 0:26.6 | friend Arasha. Wow, you nailed that. I'm getting better. And here's the thing, the time I do it |
| 0:33.1 | right, I'll be gone. And Damien will come in. Wait, how can you possibly mess that up? She did? I've done at least six. I've done so many different variants of it. Sometimes I talk over him. This time I was kind of sipping on my coffee. Yeah, that wasn't fair. I ambushed you on that one. Yeah, you did. But it is nice. The fans are noticing that I'm getting better at it. So thank you for noticing. Yeah. And once I learn, I'll be done. But down below already, let us know what type of glasses shape, Arasha should wear. Yeah, because that's a massive. This is about to be your new era. Yes. Glasses Arasha. Yes. And when you give a mouse a cookie, they're going to ask where your glasses are. |
| 1:13.7 | Yep. |
| 1:14.9 | Every day. |
| 1:15.9 | Every day. |
| 1:16.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.3 | We'll see. |
| 1:17.9 | I think it's going to be important for me. |
| 1:20.0 | But by that time, it'll be 2026 for all of you. |
| 1:23.4 | So you'll see me in my glasses era beginning next year. |
| 1:25.9 | That's true. |
| 1:26.6 | That's cool. |
| 1:27.2 | That's cool. That's cool. Playing in the new year with them? This is a big deal. Angela pitched this. Oh, of course. You were like, this would be really funny. Yeah, I would not pitch this for you. I'd be like, that would feel messed up. Arasha and I are going to help Angela create a dating profile. So when we were pitching off a smoshmouth episode that sort of like got blended on the same notes app with my to-do list. And all my to do list is to get myself out there. You were reading the wrong notes out. And I was like, ooh, we can, you know, get me doing understanding insurance, which we did. Oh. Like just things I didn't understand. And then on this other thing, it was like, I have to put myself out there. And in 2025, you do that in a certain way and you do it online. And there's a whole culture behind it. And a lot of people say a good dating app is made by your friends. Interesting. |
| 2:20.3 | So that's why I was like, this will be fun because we could talk about, especially you too. |
| 2:20.4 | I feel like you're on separate ends of, you know, age. |
| 2:27.1 | Oh, no, let it. |
| 2:32.9 | I never felt better about myself. We got like a Gen Z. I get a little. I get, I get what you're saying. I'm not offended. Yeah, we have like. I'm not offended. But I'm really excited because also it is kind of, for comedians too, it is a joke machine because of all the props. And we'll get into that. But speaking of joke machines, we have a really special time of the year coming up. |
| 2:53.6 | Yeah. |
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