4.1 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2018
⏱️ 91 minutes
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No guest this week. We talk about how far to walk for a hand job, Brian’s functional alcoholism and how to get rid of crabs using household products. Follow us on Twitter! @kevinbrennan666 @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker
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0:00.0 | You're doing. |
0:18.0 | You're doing. We're doing. We're like we're speed dating. What do you got there? Little tea, a little coffee. We've done 50 shows together, but I realize then you're blind. It's always a whirlwind trying to figure out what you're applying. I just love you. You get the, I think it's like energy drink over there. Yeah, I don't know why not, because it's like it's, it's not, first of all, it's one of those days. |
0:40.7 | I don't even know. |
0:43.0 | Brian's like, who's our guest? |
0:45.4 | Well, yeah. |
0:45.9 | Like it's a fucking Jack Parr Tonight show. |
0:48.1 | Like, it's all matter. |
0:49.4 | Who gives a shit who the guests is? |
0:51.0 | I did a show yesterday. |
0:52.8 | We had a guest and when i said a bad word |
0:55.5 | he he started crying tom cassidy they by the way twitter hates that guy but you know what i |
1:01.4 | realize no you know what i realized since my show is like kind of hateful it's whenever i bring someone |
1:08.3 | on they hate him because they think that's the sport of it. |
1:11.2 | You know what I mean? |
1:11.6 | Right. |
1:08.2 | Like they hated you at the beginning because, I mean, you're hateable. I am hateable. Well, but they hated you. And now they're like, you know what? Even the guys, like even some guys that I had met like shows, they were like, yeah, Brian's a real fucking wasted time. I go, oh, yes. It's like you're dating someone. |
1:10.4 | They go, oh, you're a new girlfriend's real fugly. |
1:28.3 | And I go, oh oh I thought she no she's fugly I suck so then |
1:33.8 | so then I was like oh I don't know what I'm thinking and then but now everyone's pretty much like |
1:38.7 | nah they pick on somebody else like when we had fucking uh barry ribs you know that 80 year old comic poor guy no but they they hate him because they they think that's what it's supposed to me they think they're supposed to hate whoever it is he also didn't he barry wasn't on in on the joke you know what i mean like he didn't really get yeah but tom wasn't either nobody's really in on the joke at the beginning, Tom was like, Tom thought he was in on the joke until he was the joke. |
2:03.0 | Yeah. |
2:03.4 | Because at the beginning, he was like, he was like thrilled to be there because he, you know, he came up to me out on the street and he was like, he's like, you're Kevin Brennan, Ray, you know, blah, bye, listen to the show. So I'm a stand up comics. But then when I brought him in, he, you know, a lot of times people, you bring him in, they just sit there and look at you, you know. |
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