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Friday Night Greg

112- Brendan is late

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9591 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Greg start the damn podcast without Brendan

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0:00.0

I'm

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AHA MINOWSKI.

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A WERE.

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A WERE.

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A

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BASA

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A

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A

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A We're going to move the table.

0:36.9

So he's got no room

0:37.6

Oh, I like that We're in hot We're recording I don't know how the mics are I didn't do a mic check No, no, no, no We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good Just get you guys at the speed Brendan is late So we started without him He's gonna be furious Yeah, Yes, it's the stone and... Woo!

0:58.0

Everybody, fuck all the children you want!

0:59.4

Oh, yeah.

1:01.4

All the minorities you can handle. All lives matter.

1:04.2

9-11 was caused by the Jews.

1:07.1

9-11 was an inside job.

1:08.8

9-11 was a...

1:09.8

Great job!

2:35.8

I'm sorry? You mean 9 allegedly? 9-11 was an inside job. 9-11 was a... Great job! I'm sorry. You mean 9 allegedly? Nine alleged. I've got some ideas. The alleged attacks. I don't know. I remember a lot of things that aren't true. Sure. Yeah, man. I had a guy come through the window. I'm pretty sure when I was little. I don't know if that really happened. Yeah, I think I had a dad. I have no idea. Yeah, who's to really say? I don't know. You can't, the only way you can find out if 9-11 really happened is if you end up going to heaven and talking to the people that were there. That's the only way. That's the only way. It's the only real way. Your honor. Yes. Your honor. Yes. Lawyer. I might, clearly, my client, Agat, Zagalagabaloo. Oh, Zagabaloo. Sure. What is? Yeah. Is innocent? Yeah. Because the only way to know if 9-11 really happened would be to go to heaven. Wow. You are a shark of a lawyer, aren't you? I mean, in all my days, as Judge Edo, famous judge from the OJ trial, who's now presiding over a Gaba Blago-Baloo's case. God damn, you're good. That is a good, fine point. Yes. The only way we can know if 9-11 happened is if we went to heaven. Your Honor, and I'll be honest, I can't go to heaven. Lawyer. Yes. Hold on. Oh. oh someone's got open the door for him yeah i got open the door for god we did get a lot in uh no that's that's not that's not him that's that's that's something else that we can't attend to at the moment here i'll pause it go no no no no don't the door so that he could just no that's not it's not brand it's something else that I can't. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. That's Mr. Business.

2:51.7

I can't talk to Mr. Business right now.

2:53.6

Here's the thing.

2:54.0

We're in the middle of a court case.

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