Hello and welcome to Re Reality TV Crayon.

I am one of your hosts, Dealia, the Redhead, here with my real tight home girl and the blonde, the razor blade, if you will, Beatrice.

Hey, everybody.

How are you doing today?

I'm good.

How are you, Fat Cat?

I'm doing great.

Super excited to be talking about this really strange cast of character.

So 9-to to date fiancé

honey. This season is crazy. Well, it's slow in some sections. But then it's really ridiculous.

Yeah. Some of these people. I'm like, wow. Like that dollar store Drake taking her to ring shop and

asking for the cheapest gold in the store.

I'm just like, I would have physically assaulted you. I would have pulled out my fucking nun trucks

from my back pocket. I would have started spinning them and I'd have knocked you in your head.

For real. I could not believe the audacity of $2.00, drink. I'm like, dude, come on. You don't have to say the price point that you're going to go for. Like, it's fine. But, like, you're taking her to this nice jewelry store and you're like, uh, we need something like $200, the two rings. Right. Embarrassing. So embarrassing. I was embarrassed. She's so pretty. I know know why are you with this loser what if

this dick game is good I mean your dick game would have to be so good she's 23 that's why

she doesn't know any better she hasn't she hasn't met her a real man or a woman or woman that's what she probably needs yeah we're getting

carried away are let us start with our disclaimer please hide your wife and hide you kids they should not

be in the room no this is an inappropriate podcast we say bad words we have offensive opinions and we

will not apologize and so if you have a problem with that because you're

Fills a deal

you might want to find yourself another dumpster,

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