Hello and welcome to Catholic Gansers Live. I've been a very happy Memorial Day to you. If you're

here in the United States with us where it is Memorial Day, I'm Psy Kellett, your host. Most

countries around the world have a day like this where we honor those who've given their lives in the

military service of the country. And we certainly are delighted to honor them today. And we're

delighted also to have Joe Heschmeier here with us for this special day. Joe Heschmeier,

a polygist extraordinaire, author of many books. Welcome. Thanks for being here. Thank you. Happy

American Anzac Day. Is that what you called American Anzac Day? I just came up with that right now.

You're, wait, wait, I can't remember when Anzac Day is. I don't know. I've always wanted to do an

orange Australian show on Anzac Day. Yeah, I'd be great. Because they got great apologists down there.

They got really good people. But then I, a lot of their best ones. Not a lot of attention come to us.

The best Australians? Yeah. Like Matt Fred's and all that. Oh no, he's not even close to the best

of the us. You're just going to say Mel Gibson because one time he said your name on the air.

Do we have a tape of that? Mel Gibson saying a lot of me, wait, whatever. If we want to play it,

that's fine. It's not. That's not. I don't. I sounded Australian. I'm not sure that was

right in an Australian. Why don't we, how do we get on Anzac Day? Anyways, Anzac Day, of course,

is some a moral day for Australia and New Zealand. And Joe, I don't know how you get me out.

Literally, I was on track for less than 30 seconds. And then you, it's weird to have you in

the studio with us. Yeah, it's weird in your studio at home. It's very weird that you're still

employed here. You know, everywhere I go, people say nice things about you. And I, you know,

you're very good at your job. And we're so blessed to have you. But I really try to discourage

people from saying nice things about you. I think everyone who listens to the show knows

the feeling is mutual. Yeah. Okay, good. But grudging respect might be the term I would use

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