1110. The Homeless Dimension (Jeff Dye, LeMaire Lee and Shawn Gardini)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Jeff Dye, LeMaire Lee and Shawn Gardini join Luis J. Gomez at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX and discuss Jeff Dye being too good looking for comedy, LeMaire and Shawn not getting laid in Austin, their first time experiencing squirting, the importance of making your bed in the morning, Shane Gillis hosting SNL, how OJ Simpson would be as a guest on Legion of Skanks, the Skanks fan who murdered his mom, what owning guns says about you, the homeless people in Austin, wrestling babes, New Jack's murder attempts, training to be a pro wrestler, Ari Shaffir's Skankfest antics and so much more!
(Air Date: February 5th, 2024)
Support our sponsors!
KingPalm.com - Use promo code: RealAss for 20% off!
YoKratom.com - Check out Yo Kratom (the home of the $60 kilo) for all your kratom needs!
To advertise your product or service on GaS Digital podcasts please go to TheADSide.com and click on "Advertisers" for more information!
Submit your artwork via postal mail to:
GaS Digital Network
c/o Real Ass Podcast
151 1st Ave, #311
New York, NY 10003
Real Ass Podcast merchandise is available at https://podcastmerch.com/collections/real-ass-podcast
You can watch Real Ass Podcast LIVE for FREE every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 11am ET at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/LIVE
Once you're there you can sign up at GaSDigitalNetwork.com with promo code: RAP for a 7-day FREE trial with access to every Real Ass Podcast show ever recorded! On top of that you'll also have the same access to ALL the shows that GaS Digital Network has to offer!
Follow the whole show on social media!
Jeff Dye
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/JeffDye
- Instagram: https://instagram.com/JeffDye
LeMaire Lee
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/lemairelee
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lemairelee/
Shawn Gardini
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/shwangardini
- Instagram: https://instagram.com/shwangardini
Luis J. Gomez
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/luisjgomez
- Instagram: https://instagram.com/gomezcomedy
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LuisJGomezComedy
- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/prrattlesnake
- Website: https://www.luisofskanks.com
Zac Amico
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/ZASpookShow
- Instagram: https://instagram.com/zacisnotfunny
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Dude, the crazy people in Austin, they're so fun, but they're like, this was the first time I was ever actually a little bit afraid. |
| 0:06.3 | Yeah, because homeless people... You can just call them what they are. You don't have to say crazy people. |
| 0:09.7 | Black people. They're called the unshooed. |
| 0:13.0 | I saw a white lady, |
| 0:15.0 | yesterday was some nice nips. |
| 0:16.0 | I saw white homeless with some nice nips. |
| 0:18.0 | They show you the titties. |
| 0:20.0 | White homeless, huh? |
| 0:21.0 | It was a white homeless lady with some nibs. |
| 0:24.0 | The homeless people out here love to show their private parts. |
| 0:28.0 | You'll see a dude's butt, you'll see a tit, you'll see a lot of just... |
| 0:32.0 | And then all right right I'll move here |
| 0:33.6 | it's actually one of the only saving graces for the city come on jus |
| 0:37.4 | homeless people there for the most part what you do is you kind of like just |
| 0:40.6 | watch them be crazy with each other. |
| 0:43.2 | Yeah, it's really like it's a community. |
| 0:45.2 | They're almost like like a part of like, it's like a fucking park bench. |
| 0:49.8 | That homeless guy is like just smelling like shit and smoking crack and then there's another |
| 0:53.1 | one tweaking out yelling at him from across the street. |
| 0:55.7 | And I don't think he realized that he's being yelled at by another tweaker. |
| 0:59.1 | And you just kind of watch it and you're like, all right, you don't really have to. |
| 1:01.3 | I just step over them, I walk by them. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from GaS Digital Network, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of GaS Digital Network and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.