This is a head gum podcast.

I love the story that John Hodgman told on this American life where he talks about

when he was in New York and he walked into the Apple Store while those

commercials are playing. He said that he just walked into the Apple Store

in like Times Square in New York to go shopping while those commercials were

running and it was like the world imploded it on him. People started like

screaming and freaking out like what is the pace doing in here?

Why would he think he could go into the stores when those why would he

think he could do that? He's like apples paying me I'm obviously on Apple's

side but people are dumb. Anyway I'm JPC. No yes yes I'm not

horrifying. No and I'm Aaron Keith and this is Hey Riddle Riddle a show where

we do riddles and I'm the riddle and that's the riddle and that's the

hey. Is this our intro? Yeah yeah absolutely. I like my new thing as a prankster

because we know I'm kind of the prankster of the show. Would you say that I'm

the prankster of the show? I would say so what's okay here's a question so a

prankster is someone who like gives someone a hot foot or like puts dog poop on

a porch and lights it or something a lot of fire stuff. What is it? What do you

call someone who's a prankster but then I accidentally kills people? A bad

friend. That's what you are. That's what you are.

So what am I new little pranks that I do is when we just when we think that we're

all talking we're having fun and we're just talking about stories about our

life I sneak in that this is actually the intro and then the first time you've

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