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The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds

111 - The Emu War (Live in Australia)

The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds

All Things Comedy

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.818.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2015

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds with guest Lindsay Webb examine the Emu War. SOURCES TOUR DATES REDBUBBLE MERCH

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0:00.0

Give it! It's awkward because the mics aren't on. Because we're going to have a thank

0:26.6

you for understanding, sir. He gets it. Oh, there we go. That ended the Gary

0:31.8

chant real fast. It was like they got shot with a trinked art or something. They all...

0:36.2

Dave, how you doing? You're not acclimating while it feels like...

0:39.4

I had just been an hour ago, I realized I might be a jet-legged.

0:45.4

I took like a little nap because we got into the spawning. I took a little nap at the

0:48.8

hotel and I woke up and I literally had no fucking idea where I was for like a minute.

0:53.4

And I was like, you'll get this. Peace it together, brother. You got this. Use your clues.

1:00.6

You guys seem hot. You guys are hot? That's like a hot rod. I'm gonna fuck up every single name

1:07.4

in your goddamn country. Just so you know, there's one story I'm gonna read in this tour that has

1:13.0

like a thousand names and it's just gonna be a fucking nightmare. Don't worry though, it's not about

1:17.5

Brisbane. Just you people. You people. It's one by number two. It's a great town by the way.

1:25.6

What a fun. One by number two. It has some great people. Salta the earth.

1:30.2

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the dollop.

1:39.5

It's our first time in Brisbane. It's nice to be here. It's actually a nice place. Everyone

1:46.1

else talk shit about you in the rest of the country. What's their problem? Yeah, what the fuck?

1:51.4

You're not stupid. I don't even know what they say. I can't remember. I don't know if that's it,

1:57.5

but it's still always nice to hear you're not stupid from someone. No, you guys are dumb. Come on.

2:06.4

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to bring out our guests. Tonight's guest is a hometown favorite.

2:11.7

Ladies and gentlemen, let's eat with!

2:19.9

Hi.

2:22.0

Thanks for having me along. If you've seen me, you can swing it out a little bit.

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