#111 How Do I Turn A Sarcastic Guy Into A Nice Guy?

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🗓️ 6 November 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Jordana and Sami are back on this very special election day! They start by diving into the current shadefest between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and discussing whether or not “Thank U, Next” is about Pete or not. Jordana thinks that there’s no way team Grande could put together a song so fast. At 8:20 they discuss Britney Spears and whether or not she’s being over medicated to continue making money for her camp. They both wonder if Britney could have been saved in the social media era when it didn’t take a team of people to craft a public persona and turn you into a star. At 16:10 a listener writes in wondering why a guy she’s dating is constantly roasting her when out in public. At 23:20 A listener writes in wondering how to make a career change after discovering that her dream job isn’t her dream job. At 29:40 they play some games including, “BFF, party with, shoot: Ariana Grande, Gigi Hadid, Taylor Swift”, and “Would you rather: date someone who didn’t speak the same language as you, or someone who can’t read?” Thanks to our sponsors! Policy Genius-Policygenius is the easy way to get life insurance online. In just two minutes you can compare quotes from the top insurers to find the best policy for you. Go to Policygenius.com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at MGemi.com/Betches for fifty dollars off your first pair. Italian luxury made the old way, sold the new way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	U-Up Live is Backbatches. The U-Up Live tour presented by FOPACAN cocktails is back this summer.
0:05.9	Jairan and Jorana are coming to a city near you to bring your favorite comedy dating podcast,
0:10.4	IRL. You can join U-Up for a night of dating on makeovers, the fan favorite red flag
0:15.0	deal breaker game presented by FOPAC, awkward sexual encounters, and so much more. So text
0:20.4	your friends, grab a ticket, and we will see you there. Whether you're a new but obsessed
0:24.4	listener or a long time fan, get ready for the event of the summer because the U-Up Live tour
0:28.8	presented by FOPACAN cocktails is right about in the corner. So don't wait, head to
0:33.3	beches.co.slash.uuplive to buy your tickets now. That's beches.co.slash.uuplive to buy your tickets now.
0:40.6	And in the meantime, pregame for the show with more dating advice from the U-Up podcast wherever you
0:45.1	get your podcasts. Hello and welcome back to Bech Slaps, I'm Sammy. I'm Jorana. And we are here.
0:54.5	Yes, it's a lesson day. It's election day. It's election week. It's a lesson day. Yeah.
1:01.0	This is the only midterm elections that I feel like I've been a big deal. I'm feeling like the
1:07.6	I'm feeling it. Yeah, well, from everywhere. Well, as of this podcast coming out, we have been on
1:14.4	a bus all day. I've already voted. I'm sorry, I forgot this comes up. No, so we've been on a bus all day
1:20.5	which you may be able to find on Instagram. Such a funny bus. If you see it, you'll definitely
1:25.6	want to take a picture of it. It says get in loser. We're going voting. Yes. It's the mean girls
1:31.7	inspired bus of your dreams. We can thank Tina Fey. She'd add her. We've been wanting to do this
1:36.1	for years. So since Mitt Romney was running, we hope you like it. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Thank you next.
1:44.1	All right, which is our next topic. Why don't you do because I didn't do my do do research to why don't you
1:50.8	give me a little recap of what the fuck is going on with Ariana Grande and her song. Okay. So it all
1:56.2	started Saturday night. When a half hour before SNL was on, she tweeted something. It was obviously
2:03.3	like throwing shade of Pete Davidson and she was like for someone who claims to hate relevancy,
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