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The Makeshift Podcast

#111 DRONES Have Taken Over NEW JERSEY! (w/Michael DiCostanzo)

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8559 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Debriefing the random drones flying around New Jersey, Travis Scott followed us in a tank at Rolling Loud, ranking baked goods, building the perfect world tour, and naming as many basketball players as possible in 30 seconds with our special guest, Michael DiCostanzo.

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0:00 DRONES IN NEW JERSEY!

2:30 ROLLING LOUD RECAP!

6:53 MICHAEL DICOSTANZO INTRO!

7:21 TIME FOR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS?

8:55 QUESTIONS WITH MICHAEL!

16:28 RANK THESE BAKED GOODS!

20:22 MICHAEL’S TRAVELS

24:28 $15 PERFECT WORLD TOUR!

29:34 MICHAEL CAN BALL!

32:51 I CAN NAME ___ BBALL PLAYERS!

37:04 REDESIGNED NBA LOGOS!

39:21 6, 12, 18, 24!

42:23 HOW OFTEN DO YOU POST?

45:10 OUTRO! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Your morning toast is shaking because the McDonald's breakfast bundle means you can bag a sausage sandwich and a selected drink for 299.

0:08.5

Name a better way to start your day.

0:10.7

Wake up and get that savor satisfaction.

0:14.6

Until 11 a.m.

0:15.8

Not on delivery.

0:16.6

Includes a sausage sandwich and a selected drink.

0:18.6

Price and participation may vary.

0:20.1

What is going on with the drones in New Jersey?

0:37.6

I have no idea we haven't been here all week. We haven't been here all week, but like what is going on? I don't know. I think drones are just flying in the air mysteriously. They're unidentified. The FBI doesn't know about them. I just went upstairs and talked to my dad about this, and he said they're looking for nuclear stuff. What do you mean?

0:38.6

Except there's stuff missing from Ukraine?

0:39.7

I don't know.

0:40.4

Wait, what?

0:41.0

That's what my dad dad about this and he said they're looking for nuclear stuff. What do you mean nuclear stuff?

0:37.9

He said there's stuff missing from Ukraine?

0:39.7

I don't know. Wait, what? That's what my dad literally just told me. I don't know. I think we have to go get clarification. No, I think it is true, but I think we need to get clarification. Okay. Stuff is missing from Ukraine. I don't know. I don't know. I think that it's aliens.

0:53.0

I'm just asking you.

0:54.0

I'm saying is, is

0:54.8

you, is the theory there is that we somebody stole something from Ukraine? Let's not dive into that theory because that's literally all I got. That's all I got on that. I don't know what the drones are. Well, I think it started out as something and I don't know what that something is. And now it's probably like anyone who has a drone is flying it just to mess with people.

1:12.4

I don't think you're allowed to fly drones right now. I think they've put a limitation in New Jersey saying, hey, do not fly your drones. Do what? You want to go out and fly it? No, it's not here. It's not at this house. Okay. I'm wondering if the aliens are finally here. Is this just one big prank that someone's pulling? Calm down. Are you sure? Pretty sure.

1:27.6

It's extraterrestials. Okay. I'm wondering if the aliens are finally here. Is this just one big prank that someone's pulling?

1:33.8

Calm down. Are you sure? Pretty sure. It's extraterrestials. I can't say that. You can't say a lot of things.

1:42.4

I just don't know what's going on. It's not tiny drones, though. People have reported that these drones in New Jersey are as large as cars, if not larger.

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