Hello my H3 warriors. We're no longer a nation or

Cooper troopers. We are warriors on a war against

the world. We're here to be funny in the name of war.

H3 warriors. Thank you to Mitt Mobile, ExpressVPN and me undies

and Capptera for becoming H3 warriors like you.

They're like we're not warriors. We're just brand. We're brands. They're here to be safe.

Guys, before we begin the show, H3H3shop.com. We're switching fulfillment

services and we need to sell everything that's on there. Otherwise, we basically

need to basically throw it out. It's all 70% off. Everything must go.

Literally, the prices are ridiculous. You can not find shit for this cheap.

$7. From $27 to $8. $7. I'm telling you the mug.

It's ridiculous. Please go buy everything. There's not that much, but please just buy

everything. It's so cheap. It just help us. Please.

Basically, or don't, we'll throw it out because we're basically not making

money from selling it to you anyway. Do it that of what you will. Thank you guys.

Now that we have gotten past all of that, I bring you a terrific way to start

your Friday. Yeah. New Zankers trying to relate to young people. I'm always

endlessly fascinated by. I'm getting tested in week.

By New Zankers. They really got swag. It's just an interesting job to begin with

because you literally are just reading a teleplopter. There's no personality.

There's no... You're just like a human vessel for conveying words on the screen.

It actually looks like a really toxic environment to me.

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