110 - Jock Jams Comedian
Ghostrunners
Jake Triplett
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2021
⏱️ 100 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So Jake, apparently there's this word that's going around these days called viral, |
| 0:04.6 | there's viral songs, viral videos. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, there needs to be word. Yeah. And so |
| 0:10.4 | apparently there's this video that's been going viral lately that I saw of this woman |
| 0:15.5 | choosing her backyard and this bear like starts climbing up the fence and like these four dogs |
| 0:20.7 | were there in her backyard and she like runs up like pushes the bear down like this huge like |
| 0:26.0 | mama bear pushed the bear down and like shoes her dogs off to safety and I just watched that and |
| 0:30.8 | thought I didn't think like that's sweet. I didn't think that was courageous. I just thought |
| 0:34.0 | no way no way would I ever even get close to doing that like like unless the dog had a million |
| 0:40.9 | dollars in his stomach that the only way we could get it out as if he was alive and defecated it |
| 0:46.0 | that's great then yeah maybe yeah if you had a million dollars but also zip locked in to where it |
| 0:50.4 | was like it wasn't going to get me nasty afterwards because I don't want that nasty million dollars |
| 0:54.4 | I don't want to clean that okay so she just shoves the bear away like she the bear is trying to |
| 0:59.5 | eat her dogs or something like like she went she blitzed the a gap just shoved the bear down |
| 1:03.9 | but the bear is a lot bigger than her like it was like a safety blitz in the a gap and the |
| 1:07.8 | the office of guard fell back for a second but got up with the vengeance and was like trying to |
| 1:11.3 | get back up again I think she pushes them back again shoes the dogs away and one of the dogs was like |
| 1:16.4 | a teacup like you know like really tiny little because I'm imagining like maybe these dogs are |
| 1:20.5 | being cast in the next air but no no no no yellow dogs no black dog I don't care what it is |
| 1:28.3 | no I don't care if the dogs were gay lesbian or overweight not saving them no |
| 1:35.8 | uh oh oh I think this tight means that it's going down |
| 1:39.3 | we're in her thoughts of white |
| 1:41.0 | if you've been West West friends eating fast food and repeat so come along let's have some fun |
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