0:00.0	Welcome to pick me up. I'm scared. The podcast.
0:38.4	I'm your host, Madeline. And I'm your co-host, David. And we are here today to bring you part two of Coca-Colaization. Colonization. I'm kind of digging the like two-parter business. I think it's a good vibe. Yeah. You guys should tell us what you think, though, but I will say research-wise, it lightens up my workload a lot. Yeah.
0:44.4	Um, I think it's pretty good. What you guys missed off air is David and I talking about people's
0:49.7	love lives. We're not going to get into details. No, absolutely fucking, but Madeline, you are not my...
0:55.0	You're already... I just thought it was funny that I said something about insals and then David reworded it to be
1:01.8	like maladaptive romantic entanglements or... Okay, okay, okay. All I said was like do not use internet speak to characterize every goddamn thing because the world is more nuanced than fucking internet speak. Okay, well, I think if you actually knew the history of incels, you would realize the insoles are a lot more nuanced than you think no I yeah the first
1:28.1	in cell was a woman I know I know the whole thing you know about being love shy versus being an
1:32.5	in-sell no I don't know because there are two different things I don't know what the fuck
1:35.3	that is if you're an in-cell it means you do have the courage to talk to women but they
1:39.7	consistently reject you if you're love shy it means you can't even talk to a woman to put it out there.
1:45.2	And I know this because Lizzie, who you guys have heard on the podcast before, Lizzie, sent me a link to a short documentary about being love shy. And I watched it. And it led me to believe that maybe my next career path could be hosting, like, the pickup artist style.
2:04.5	If anybody's seen that VH1 TV show from the early 2000s, I highly recommend it.
2:07.9	Like, teaching men how to hit on women.
2:11.5	And the overarching theme would be, it's not your looks.
2:16.1	Nobody cares about your looks.
2:17.7	Have you seen some of the men that beautiful women looks. Nobody cares about your looks. Have you seen some of the men that beautiful women date?
2:20.0	Nobody cares about your looks.
2:21.9	Your personality is just terrible and everyone hates you.
2:25.2	Okay. See, Madeline, here's the problem.
2:27.2	I have heard you describe how you would hit on women if you were a man.
2:33.1	I mean, I've hit on women as a woman.
2:35.2	Yeah, yeah, very different.
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