11 Trashy Breakups: Return To Sender | A Favorite Trash Panda Letter
Trashy Divorces
Hemlock Creatives
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Some stories are too good not to tell, and our email inbox routinely fills with absolute gems from the lives of our listeners. This week, we're sharing a hilarious story from Polly, who wanted to lighten our mood during our move last summer, and it completely did the trick. This one has it all: a mother's ashes, a cross-country journey, and a police officer who surely told the story of his run-in with our 17-year-old protagonist for years to come. Thanks to Polly for letting us put this story into the world.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody. Welcome to Trashy Divorces. Weekday edition, Trashy Breakups. Yeah, it is our Wednesday edition. I'm Alicia. My name is Stacey. |
| 0:18.0 | Hey, y'all. We're really excited to be here today. It's been just kind of a bonzo week, and we're going to do something a little bit fun for you today. I do want to begin by acknowledging the mistake I made, the enormous mistake I made in Sunday's episode. Thank you to those who clued me into my pop culture mistake. I mean, I missed it |
| 0:39.1 | too. Alex Bornstein is the voice of Lois Griffin on Family Guy. It is Kathy and Jimmy, who is the voice |
| 0:47.6 | of Peggy Hill on King of the Hill. Please forgive me for that one. I got my pop culture streams. Yeah, I was like, wow, this is brand new information to me. And it's because it's not actually. Anyway, our communication channels lit up. We heard it from y'all on social media. You can find us at Trashy Divorces Everywhere, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, too. We have a trashy divorces podcast discussion |
| 1:12.8 | group. You answer a few questions and you can get in with your fellow trash pandas. On Facebook. |
| 1:17.4 | We love you. We cherish you. We adore you. We love hearing from you. We really do. And we get a lot of |
| 1:23.3 | emails to our trashy divorces at gmail.com and some of those are absolutely not appropriate for sharing |
| 1:29.7 | and we love and savor them and have relationships with listeners all over the world learn from them |
| 1:35.7 | yeah we love your letters and we love you telling us things and quite frankly we would love to take |
| 1:41.7 | a trashy Wednesday episode with some listener letters in the future. |
| 1:46.8 | So send them to us at trashy divorces at gmail.com. |
| 1:50.4 | Let us know if we are able to use them because today I have the best letter that we've gotten |
| 1:57.0 | all year long and we even got this last year. |
| 2:00.6 | But it was too good not to share. And I do |
| 2:03.1 | have permission and consent and blessing. No, this is definitely one of our very favorite listener letters. |
| 2:10.8 | From our trash pan to Polly, Polly sent us this wonderful letter. We were going through some |
| 2:16.1 | rough stuff with our home move last summer. And Polly sent us a wonderful letter. We were going through some rough stuff with our home move last summer. |
| 2:19.2 | And Polly sent us a delightful tale to make us laugh, and we sure did. |
| 2:24.8 | Try to lighten our very unlight moods in that moment, and it worked. |
| 2:30.3 | And we thought maybe it might be a good thing for y'all to hear this week too. |
| 2:35.0 | So this is a listener letter. |
| 2:37.0 | This is from Polly. |
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