Hey, Arty Lang's Halfway house back for another big episode.

My co-host, the great Mike Bochetti.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

I like when you clap and make it more fucking obnoxious, you're a king.

No, like this much is.

Well, it's just that that's a technical thing.

I know, but you're pulling the curtain back, which is nice.

I like breaking the fourth wall.

I like, I thought it'd be more like this.

Pish boy.

I think we're gonna roll an input.

Yeah, like I can history the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Arty Gorman, now how are you doing with shaving?

Because a lot of the fans are talking about social media that you're shaving uneven.

Well, you know what, there are a bit of a goatee.

It looks like Michael J. Fox shaved you.

It looks like Michael J. Fox took some rickling and shaved you.

What, what, what, what, what, your beard's all gray, but your hair is shot cruise.

I, you know what, I let this grow sometimes, it's depending the butt, and I can't grow much of a beard, really.

Well, yes, you can.

Yeah, but it takes time too much time.

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