We are recording, Beatrice. We are back, baby, and you are back. I'm back.

Thank gosh. Most importantly, I can't believe I was gone when I was gone.

You were gone during the most crazy times and sister wives.

The most bombastic, like the big reveal of how actually insane Cody is.

Yeah.

I was out of the country.

I'm going to talk about it a little bit, but like I couldn't get anything except for what was on like subreddits or Facebook groups.

I was like dying to figure out

what the F is Cody doing because people are going off. We were going off. I was so mad that you

were gone last two weeks. Couldn't talk about it. Well, I was leaving you messages, but I'm like,

girl, it was crazy. What is happening? But I'm so happy to be back here on the reality cringe

TV or reality TV cringe. RTC, that's right. Reality. I'm drinking. What are you doing? What? I'm drinking. We're having fun here. But I'm really happy. I've been waiting to get behind this microphone girl. Oh, yes, girl. But before we get into it, I just want to remind all of our lovely view or listeners, nobody's seeing us. Thank God. Well, maybe they can. Go on to our Instagram and follow us at reality TV cringe. We post some really good memes, some spicy tweets. Maybe a nude or two, you never know. Honey, I'm in the mood. I'm kind of kind of feeling it yeah if you're the lucky number

follower of whatever whatever a milestone is you may get a titty you may get a little booty yeah

but be sure to go follow us and let us know after this void of sister wives is over what should we

watch next what should we critique next what do you guys want to hear us talk shit about?

Yeah, because we have to plan our calendar. This is important business. And I feel like you and I are showing up to do the very important work of hashing through Sister Wives, first and foremost. I mean, so many, so many lessons here. So many things that we can drill down into.

So juicy.

So juicy.

But after sister wives, the laundry, after sister wives, what the fuck are we going to do?

I have some ideas.

I'm going to throw them out right now.

I don't know if you're even familiar with any of these shows, but like maybe we could get

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