I'm laughing because I just told my fiance the topic of today's discussion and he is screaming like a little bitch

What's going on babe? You little nervous about sex with severed heads some neck or philia got you all creeped out or whatever

Honestly, it's really creepy

so

What I imagine was yes a dead person's head

Sawed off yes

An oral oh, yeah, absolutely that is precisely what happens in today's story

Multiple times quite I add with his mother. I mean, it's weird. It's weird his mom's involved

But before we get started I just want to talk about something really quick. This is not sponsored

But I want a neon light. I want a neon light so fucking bad

I saw Kendall Jenner had a neat neon light in her in her family room

And I have always wanted a neon light so I'm like, okay, what do I want on this neon light?

I've wanted it this for weeks before I even saw Kendall Jenner's little thing right and I was thinking I like

I like initiating plan Z

There's a meaning behind it. It's not just a random

It's not just out of nowhere. I really dove deep into my fucking visco girl soul my basic bitch soul

And I dug this shit out and I was like initiating plan Z exclamation mark because my life literally never goes according to plan

I have plan A I have plan B I have plan C and normally I'm a planet out of spits like if we go on a vacation

I'm the one that plans that shit right and I always have backup plans and always a plan will continue to fall

And you know what now that I'm saying this out loud

I think it's just I need to have better plans, but that's regardless right

Anyway, so I'm like okay initiating plan Z

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