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🗓️ 25 May 2018
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Today on Open Tabs I go through my internet search history for the week. I talk about The Rock, porn, triathlons, big wave surfers, caves, and much more!
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, brand new open tabs. I hate that I say hey guys, you know how many people say hey guys? |
0:18.8 | Go listen, I was almost gonna do that. Oh, I had one video saved, but I got out of it. I shut down my whole thing |
0:24.8 | I downloaded a virus today |
0:26.0 | So I had to shut down everything so I had to go back and pick out all the things that I'm pretty sure |
0:29.9 | I was watching this weekend, although I got some good ones get ready Joe Rogan. I'm coming at you buddy |
0:35.2 | It's amazing when you have a friend who's like really is truly impressed by your athletic stamina |
0:40.2 | Who's an athlete like Joe's an athlete, but he definitely and you can tell by his podcast he looks up to me |
0:47.5 | Like hardcore as an athlete as an obviously as a comedian where peers were equal dead equal |
0:53.6 | But athletically he looks at me and he's like how does he do it? |
0:56.9 | He scratches his head at night of furrowing his brow and goes it's just impressive |
1:04.0 | He didn't want to believe in the Mickey Mantle gene. I think he totally believes in it |
1:07.9 | Shout out to the triathlon. I'm competing in in August big ups on that when everything is set in stone |
1:14.2 | I think everyone's gonna be super excited about this triathlon |
1:18.4 | I am definitely doing a fucking triathlon |
1:22.8 | Here's what I was gonna say I can't on Instagram. This was a big fucking mistake |
1:26.3 | I could do a I could do a podcast on Instagram stories. Do you watch Instagram stories? Oh, yeah |
1:31.6 | I could do a podcast on Instagram stories. What do you guys want to know about Eliza's wedding? |
1:37.5 | Don't you want to know you want to ask me anything on about what the dress look like? Oh well a little bit too much cleavage |
1:43.4 | Is what people are saying? Uh-huh, but Eliza defended that not offended too. She looked absolutely gorgeous. Fail |
1:49.1 | Uh |
1:51.1 | It's so funny. I didn't see a picture with a veil |
1:53.4 | But I know that there was a big hubbubbleoo about her veil because she had to go all the way to downtown and got she she got a veil |
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