Hey there folks, welcome to another episode of the Cracked Podcast.

The podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is.

My name is Alex Schmidt.

I'm also known as Schmidtie the clam.

I'm also known as Schmidtie the tram.

And I am also also thinking about the Lyndon Baines Johnson Bunghole tape.

That's right.

I mean, you may already know about it because Cracked and other places before Cracked have

covered it extensively.

But in case you don't, I want to share magical audio with you because here is audio of

LBJ in the Oval Office being the president, calling Joe Hagger of the Hagger Pants Company,

which is still a Pants Company and everything.

Here he is making a very specific request.

So yeah, that's LBJ ordering pants while belching frequently and describing his anus

as a Bunghole as if he is Beavis or Bothead or both.

And here's the thing about that.

LBJ was a fascinating and important president.

This phone call does not take away from his efforts to fight poverty or his work on civil

rights or his, you know, mixed record in Vietnam.

That's the big stuff, you know.

But while he was doing all that big stuff, he was also a person.

And he was a person who wanted to use his stature as president to finally get a pair of pants

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