Some years ago a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.

These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast

staccade in an unknown location.

Today, still unwanted by big media,

they survive as comics of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find

them, you can listen to guns blazing. Sean, it's Christmas Eve. It's Christmas Eve, man. It's that time of year where people just wander in and out of the bars trying to find that other

lonesome soul that's by themselves this holiday season and then bang it out.

And that's what Christmas Eve is all about.

I know that a lot of people have their own individual traditions, but I think that this is probably the most popular in a contemporary setting is just the bar crawl leading up to an end of the night

bang sesh followed by maybe some weeping and some written poetry late into the night going into

Christmas morning. That sounds about accurate to me on this side of here

it sounds nothing but a hundred percent accuracy right there. So if people are

listening to this now they're probably planning that that that bar crawl that

late night bar crawl to find that other lonely

person yeah maybe they're gonna be on the bike together that you pedal through town where the whole town hates you except the eight or nine people that are pedaling and

jacking up traffic in any downtown

city in America. The pedal bikes where you're getting shickhand.

And maybe you meet her on there.

And depending on where you live, it could be a snowmobile instead of a bike.

It could be.

Maybe you live in the U.P. of Michigan.

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