11: Church of the Paradox

Dark Air with Terry Carnation

Audioboom Studios | Kelly&Kelly

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Society & Culture, Fiction

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

After insulting both the guinea pig and psychic communities, Terry must make a heartfelt on-air apology. But soon after, he draws the ire of a popular - and litigious - religious cult that will only relent after he agrees to take an eye-opening tour of their facilities.

Dark Air with Terry Carnation was created by Rainn Wilson and Aaron Lee and is produced by Thom Harp and Chris Kelly.

Starring: Rainn Wilson as Terry Carnation, Karan Soni as Jeet, Al Madrigal as Al, Yvette Nicole Brown as Dr. Lizzie, Aaron Lee as Dr. Kesden and Jennifer MacLean as Veronica.

Featuring:
Sam Neill – Himself
Desmin Borges – Mr. Joshua
Phil Abrams – Charles Burnham

Guest callers: Eliot Schwartz, Mark Proksch

Dark Air with Terry Carnation is produced by Imperial Mammoth, Audioboom and Kelly&Kelly.

For a full list of credits head to terrycarnation.com/credit

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to the dark air.
0:09.6	Dark air with Terry Carnation.
0:12.6	Episode 11.
0:14.4	The Church of the Paradox.
0:39.4	Finally, audiobooks present Dark Air, the Terry Carnation story, written by Terry Carnation,
0:51.4	read by George Clooney.
0:54.0	Chapter 11.
0:55.0	The Great Apology Tour.
0:57.4	I, Terry Carnation, award-winning radio personality, am here to tell you first-hand something that most
1:02.4	people would never admit to themselves.
1:05.7	Celebrities are not perfect.
1:07.6	In fact, they're just like you people in most ways.
1:11.6	While trying to find out the truth about my beloved Zalon, I inadvertently offended some
1:16.0	high-powered people in both the human and pet psychic communities.
1:21.5	It was time for some deep soul searching.
1:25.5	Well, I'm sure you heard the show.
1:28.6	Oh, no, Terry I didn't.
1:30.6	Now, when you probably read about it on the message boards, Reddit really hates me.
1:35.6	They're usually so nice.
1:37.3	Terry, I don't go on message boards and I don't listen to your radio show.
1:41.6	And that's on purpose.
1:42.6	I'm only interested in you as a person, not your on-air persona.
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