Hi, I'm Greg.

Oh, fuck.

And this is Walking the Room. Yep, lights are on, everything's gone.

So I bought, I went to the guitar center, where I have many friends, and I purchased,

I went in and I said, do you have the Zoom H4?

And he said, you don't want the Zoom H4? And he said,

you don't want the Zoom H4.

You want the Olympus. And I said, do I? And he's like, yeah. And I go, do you have the Zoom H4? No, we don't. So that's why I wanted the Olympus. Because that was the, that was the, it's good salesman. Dude, you knew what he wanted.

So we've got this piece of equipment.

So I'm checking out.

And as I'm purchasing this, I hear it, dude, go, what's up, bro?

I don't like this guy.

Bro.

Is it Mitch?

Bro.

Kind of.

So I look over and there's a guy in a like a North Stars hockey jersey and a leopard print you know

pork pie hat well yeah and an earring and he's in his mid 50s and he's like he's tattooed, and he's with two guys that I swear look like co-heed and Cambria. And he's like, I love what you do, man. I love it. I love what you do, what you do, man. I love it. So I say, oh, that's very nice to be sweet. And then the guy who's checking me out is like,

I'm sorry about this, man. I'm like, no, I'm like, no, because dude, can I have an autograph?

Oh, no. I'm like, oh, yeah. Can I just say right now? I don't like where this is going. Hang on. You wait till you hear where it goes, because this is not, this is, so I say, oh, yeah, Okay, sure, man. He goes right on, bro, check it out. He lifts his jersey up over his head.

Wrong.

And he's covered in autographs what he's covered in autographs and some art and he's like right

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