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The Cracked Podcast

11 Bizarre New Discoveries About The Human Body

The Cracked Podcast

Literally Media

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.63.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Alex Schmidt sits down with comedians/podcasters Caitlin Durante and Andy Wood for a rollicking trip through shocking new discoveries about the human body. Throw on your headphones for an amazing journey through the muscles you might be missing, the light your body is emitting, and the festival of surprises everywhere from your bellybutton to your skull.


Footnotes: https://www.cracked.com/podcast/11-bizarre-new-discoveries-about-human-body/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there folks, welcome to another episode of the Cracked Podcast.

0:14.1

The podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is.

0:18.2

My name is Alex Schmidt and I'm the head of podcasting here at Cracked.

0:20.7

I'm also known as Shmitty the Clam.

0:22.0

I'm also known as Shmitty the Champ and I am also also excited to play for you right

0:27.4

now my favorite joke about the human body.

0:30.3

Actually I'm studying cartography now, the mapping of uncharted territory.

0:34.4

Sure.

0:35.4

I've never been discovered though.

0:38.0

I like Magellan and Cortez, NASA.

0:41.8

Oh yeah, yeah.

0:43.8

Those guys did a pretty good job.

0:46.3

Right, but they're still, you know.

0:50.2

Never hurts to double check.

0:53.2

Now I love that joke.

0:54.5

Also it is not explicitly about the human body.

0:57.0

I just think of it when we get into a show like today's show because we are talking about

1:01.7

bizarre new discoveries about the human body.

1:04.3

One more time that is bizarre new discoveries about the human body because that joke was

1:10.2

about cartography, right?

1:11.9

Map making and so on.

1:13.0

It's from the very first episode of Arrest the Development.

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