This is what President Obama is up to.

President Obama had jury duty today.

For real, he reported for jury duty this morning

in Chicago. He said hello to the other prospective jurors

and then was not selected. He was dismissed.

Of course, he was dismissed. In order to serve under jury,

you have to be born in the United States, right?

Under the panel.

Oh, my.

His home country in Kenya.

That's right, Michelle.

Mm-hmm.

Would you ever want the President of the United States

in your jury as a lawyer on either side?

I don't know. It'd be pretty distracting.

Only if I'm not guilty.

I, um, if I'm guilty, I don't want anybody smart on the jury.

It'd be distracting. You know, my theory is,

and there are studies done that may or may not contradict me

completely. My theory is, if you're not very bright,

it's hard to construct a chain of evidence behind,

beyond a reasonable doubt, because you're going to have

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