Try to get across that slice it just wide on the post.

Have they done enough?

Can they pull it out the back?

Does the ref have a clue?

When you're shouting at the screen, blow your whistle!

There's no feeling like live TV.

However you watch, a TV licence is your must-have pass to over 400 live TV channels

and it also funds the BBC, such TV licence.

Two days is Election Day, which means President Biden's impeachment trial

I guess starts on Wednesday?

Ah, that's, you know, the Democrats are very easily confused

and Joe Biden did suggest that Election Day was on the 9th.

You know, and if you had that, look, they vote early, vote often, vote late, vote again.

They'll count them even if they're not signed or dated or postmarked or anything.

Because, you know, it's not the votes that count.

It's who counts the votes, as their boy Joseph Stalin famously said.

The Democrats are out there saying democracy is under threat.

It's a threat to our democracy, you know, if they lose the House representatives or the Senate,

which is all that can happen today and governors mansions and state houses

and things, but they really, boy, there to say their sore losers

would be generous understatement, wouldn't it?

Well, happy Election Day to you, if it really is Election Day.

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