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Comedian Chris Porter with us, Funny Bone tonight.

One show and then two tomorrow nights.

It's a funny bone in Omaha, Chris Porter Comedy.com for dates around the country.

And also get all his stuff.

He's got out there, including some vinals. because you can get all Amazon too you mentioned the vinyl stuff right yes and Colleen's hanging

out with us I'm so happy to have Chris is just like one of my illegitimate comedy kids yeah he has

been coming here I've watched him grow up right he was in his 20s when you met him. And to see him, well, he and I had a really fun time at a Rolling Stones concert a couple years ago. Oh, in Vegas. That was like top five nights of all time. Oh, that's right. You had those seats right beside the stage. We had that picture. Literally it was called the golden ticket. I know. And remember those photos of you guys hanging out. How did you obtain the golden ticket? Was it gas too? Yeah, Craig got hers and Zach Myers got mine. Okay. Oh, shine down. Shined down. And you're right there. I saw that. I made eye contact with Ronnie Wood. Yeah, yeah. And I go, he goes, yeah, baby. And I was like, that counts. Life is all downhill from there. Dude. It was, like, we were hanging out with the lead singer of corn and Chris from Five Finger. I remember the photos you guys took Colleen to at least she shared a bunch of them. And you're right. It was like your own little private show my son Dan was there so he took a lot of photos oh yeah I made out with a rando you did oh oh yeah what was his name she was his name Ronnie Wood he's not that random by was it was it the guy from corn it was the guy from corn I forgot about you made out with a random you told that story before this is before

you met your you're on with the time right

no I wasn't with anyone I'm not a cheater

I know either am I yeah

my ex was in retrospect

uh did you

sorry you teed up I gotta go

I just remember during that I didn't't know, the guy from corn, he kept saying, hey, can I get you? Well, he looks like the guy from corn. He does, he does. I got kind of a distinct look. He's a real distinct. Does he wear a- He had a mask on, to be fair. He was being very careful. And he probably wasn't wearing a kilt. I was going to say he didn't a kilt on. No, but he did have his bagpipes, which I thought was a odd choice. Jonathan Davis? Jonathan Davis, yeah. Who was Sarando? You were just, you're rubbing up against her, right? No, she her and her mom saw us like, and they asked this if somehow we finagle them in you slip them in yeah we

slipped them in and you know well you said her and her mom how was this girl do you think she was

probably in her 30s her mom was older and then my buddy was playing the best wingman possible he was

hammered wasted and he was like I got to keep the mom away from Porter. That is a good wingman. Yeah, we still talk about it. Did you ever get her a number or just he sucked face? We talked for a while, you know. Was she a Vegas resident? No, she lived, she seemed to come from money. Okay. She, like, lived in L.A. and also was in Hawaii a lot.

Did she ever see her comedy after that kid? Once she met her to suck face, she'd then you had to prove to her head. Listen, I'm actually, I have this cool job, and I'm on stage. Didn't keep in touch? Yeah, no, this, you're thinking way more Hallmark movie than this was. Oh, you're just tongue in her, right? Oh, yeah. It was just, through the moment. tie. This was just, we're at the concert, let's make out, let's enjoy the moment, and then, you know, if tonight doesn't happen, we'll see you later. Do you hang out less with your famous friends? Oh, did you try to go back or in your hotel room? I definitely invited her to my place, Yeah. And she was like, no, I got to hang

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