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This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Yeah, it is.

Chris Porter, Kansas City's own in the studio later on this morning.

He's the funny bone in Omaha this weekend. Chris Porter Comedy.com for tickets around the country.

He's everywhere. Kelly Chicken, and he's one of the best. Our friend with the high libido from

Wichita. Oh, yeah. Nick's Hall a... Nick's Hall Pass. Half a death star.

500 milligrams. Say it, Nick. Swear I watched myself in my mother's womb as I went through being born. Wow. It felt like 10 minutes, but I was comatose for five hours. I'm not in office, but holy hell. Comatose for five hours. Yeah, that's not good. No. Geez. The house could burn around down.

I mean, you're laying good. No. Geez. The house could burn around down.

I mean, you're laying in bed and just something could happen.

Well, it's like being blackout drunk.

Yeah, it is.

Well, yeah, it's true.

I've been that.

This week. Really?

And, you know, it's been a long time since I've been blackout.

Eventually.

Long time.

Oh, ever. bottle if I want to drink just in one bottle of wine. That's good. Once again, I don't want to be alcohol ashamed by you, Nick, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, you or Todd, pushes a teetotler now. So he's, he can shame me once in a while. But this guy's right. I didn't say rock and roller like that guy says, look at that hot rotter. Yeah. But also you're the guy that says move all i'll pack the groceries yeah or tell the grocery guy how to pack the groceries

i don't tell him how i just do it myself normally there's not there's not a there's not a guy there

i mean usually there's nobody there look at that hot rotter.

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