11/6 App 1 Counting Farts
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| 0:00.0 | Didn't exactly keep track, but I'm pretty sure I didn't fart enough yesterday. |
| 0:04.9 | It's one of those yesterday either. Rare days. We learned 10 to 12. |
| 0:10.8 | I think it's 10 to 20. Yeah. It was 10 to 20, right? I definitely didn't get 20. |
| 0:16.3 | I definitely didn't keep track. I might have gotten 10. |
| 0:20.5 | Then you mean you got enough. There's a lot that slip out that you're not really aware of. But there's a lot of people that, you know, I don't know what, a little bit too uptight that try to hold farts in. I believe that's unhealthy as well. There's a lot of people to do that. I think it's gross. You shouldn't fart in front of your wife or your husband. |
| 0:38.5 | Come on. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh, you shouldn't fart. |
| 0:39.8 | It's so lame. |
| 0:40.7 | In yoga class. |
| 0:42.2 | I would think that's where I would fart. |
| 0:44.2 | You should hold it in then. |
| 0:45.6 | How are you supposed to hold it in when you're stretching like that ton? |
| 0:48.2 | Well, sometimes. |
| 0:49.1 | Sometimes you don't. |
| 0:50.3 | Sometimes there's certain poses you get into and it just pelvic floor control. |
| 0:54.7 | Of course it does, man. |
| 0:55.8 | I would think everybody would fart in the yoga class. |
| 0:58.5 | I mean, unless you're doing it every day and blowing the place out, because I'm sure that |
| 1:02.0 | can happen too, right? |
| 1:03.5 | A really big stinky one could clear the place. |
| 1:07.5 | Jesus, Karen. |
| 1:08.5 | Yeah. |
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