11-6-17 | This Past Weekend #50

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	Count to boom boom. I'll write
0:18.1	Yeah, yeah celebrate celebrate it
0:30.0	All right
0:37.9	What's up you little crippled missiles how y'all doing huh?
0:41.7	Huh
0:42.8	You little one-eyed orthropods dude. What is that a worm? I don't even know. What is an orthropod a worm?
0:50.3	I don't know I don't know
0:54.5	That's sometimes where you got to start at man. I don't know
0:59.3	I know very little that's gonna be my new motto hey buddy. You know something. I don't
1:05.9	You know wish I did
1:08.9	You know
1:10.9	Knowledge is power knowledge is pressure as well man having too much knowledge is pressure
1:16.4	You know not being open to new ideas boy you get stranded
1:21.9	You know you can be between a rock and a hard place and you just might be the rock you ever think about that
1:27.3	Sometimes you you find yourself between a rock and a hard place and you're the rock
1:33.5	So sometimes you gotta soften up and open your brain up to other people's ideas
1:38.0	I'm gonna give you an idea right here. It is monday november 6th
1:42.8	2017's and we are living on earth here in this galaxy and that's all we know
1:50.4	That's all I know today man. That's all I'm running on
1:52.8	Thank you guys happy november
1:56.3	Some people still want to think that uh
1:58.9	You know that it's not almost seasonal time. We'll go to a CVS
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