I know a lot of white liberals are probably watching this and blaming me for not voting, but

it's not my fault, okay?

They're the ones wasting their vote in places like New York and they're even from here.

You really want to make a difference?

Why don't you go back to Ohio Megan or wherever your parents are paying your rent from

and vote there?

That's where you count.

You know how those red states stay so red, but sending all their liberal kids to coastal

cities to study improv.

What's your vote there, Megan?

Ah, boy, speaking of politics, is this a bad word?

Can I say this on the air?

Because I don't speak Spanish.

This word down here.

Oh, yeah.

Go ahead and try.

Somebody from Texas said this is their t-shirt that says, betto on the top.

Fake Mexican real pendejo, but I don't know what pendejo means.

Is that a bad word?

Hanson?

Is that a bad word?

I believe it depends on how literal we get the translate.

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