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We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.

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Hello and welcome.

It's our number four, the fourth and final hour of today's podcast, the rebroadcast of the radio

show recorded live and in stereo on the overnight.

So this hour, a football hour dedicated to little Kyler Murray,

Alligator Arms Murray exposed.

He's no MVP candidate.

Bill Belichick made him look like a pretender,

and the Patriots looking better, the Cardinals as an imposter.

We have the stunning lack of success when Alligator Arms,

Kyla Murray, is not able to run the football.

The Cardinals have almost no chance of winning.

It's not my opinion.

It's a fact.

We've got the numbers to back it up.

That and more here in our number four.

It's coming your way right now.

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