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Actually, President Trump tweeted about Matt Lauer being fired and went on to attack NBC news executives in Joe Scarborough.

Then Kim Jong-un was like, uh, did you guys not see that missile yesterday?

That's pretty funny. Funny delivery too.

Arby's workers in Michigan's.

What? How many Michigan's are there?

My drunk? My having a stroke. Am I illiterate?

There are only a couple of different options.

Uh, brave fast food employees at an Arby's in Michigan served up swift justice.

Oh, I'd clever there.

It's stuff to an armed robber who went into with a gun, robbed the Arby's.

They somehow chased him down, one jumped in a car and chased the guy to the edge of the woods actually.

Uh, and then held him at gunpoint until the cops arrived.

Wow. Who is laying their life on the line to keep a guy from getting 30 bucks out of the till at your paper hat job?

You can have all the horsey sauce you want me on.

Yeah, no, it was like, where was it? It was a taco bell in like Baltimore or, you know, kind of a tough section of a tough city.

A couple of armed robbers come in and say we're robbing a place and the guys who work there say our guns are bigger than yours. No, you're not.

I want to go to a shoot them down.

Yeah, there weren't a lot of details there. I want to get bangers for your fast food restaurant. That's my advice.

There weren't a lot of details in this story. Now I was wondering the same thing.

How the guy at gunpoint did they get his gunner? These are some employees who had their own guns.

Maybe they did.

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