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The United States has always provided support for Israel.

I think we have to continue to make sure that Israel can defend itself.

But we also have a right to say to Israel, I'm sorry, you can't just do all kinds of bombing

Which are killing innocent men women and children

What with the war and everything and the radical Islamic

shahadi terrorist group dedicated to the total destruction of your

people and your state?

You should put your hands in your pockets and whistle past the graveyard.

Well, well, well, happy Wednesday.

Happy Hump Day, as they say in the Clinton household Hillary Clinton every Wednesday

morning tragically waking up face down in a pool of her own dried vomit on a linoleum kitchen floor in one of

their many multi-million dollar mansions. An empty cardboard box, one gallon, of cheap New Zealand Chardonnay next to her secret service agents

shaking their heads, their knuckles on their heads.

Their knuckles on their hips.

Hillary, Hillary, what might have been?

What might have been?

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