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We're talking about sharks yesterday and a nine-year-old girl.

She's alive, but some shark like ripped her hand to shreds.

You see that story?

She was snorkeling, puss.

Don't say that.

Yeah, snorkeling in Florida.

Where is Bocca Grande? I don't know. Atlantic side. Her mom was like, her mom had toddlers right close to her, heard her daughter screaming, put the toddlers on the beach, ran back, and the daughter walked out. So it must have been shallow water. Gulfside between Sarasota and Fort Myers. They took her to the hospital and repaired her hand, but this poor girl, she's nine years old, and it was said savagely, savagely attached her hand. I know you're thinking about going to snorkeling push. It's planned. Snorkel push. It's planned. There's already going to be some snorkeling. You'll be fine.

Could you snorke with the knife if they wouldn't give you a harpoon? Probably. I mean, I could probably buy a diving knife while I was there. Just so you could stab the shark case comes out. Yeah. Swim with it in my hand. Stap. You're supposed to punch a shark in the nose, right? when we said that if you punch a shark in the nose and you open his mouth at the same time,

aren't you just punching it right inside the mouth? And then there goes your fist. And it's, I mean, in that moment where the other hand is inside its jaws, maintaining enough calm to punch the shark is tough, I think. Well, if it's coming out, you're just punch it in the nose. Right. Yeah, but if it sneaks up on you. You should get one of those glitter bathing suits. Should I? Well, you probably have it. Yeah. Or at least pack it. Yeah, because aren't they the kind of scare away sharks? They do have baiting shoot material that scares away sharks.

Huh. I've heard that. But they think it's a light or something? I've never heard of that. Yeah. There's something that, I mean, I don't know if it 100%, but, you know. I think I remember reading something. Yeah, I didn't make that up. I mean, because if I made that up, then I'm, I'm going to stop. The point is when you're in Hawaii,

you should live in fear when you're in the water.

No, no, don't live.

I can deal on. Yeah, I didn't make that up. I mean, because if I made that up, I'm going to stop. The point is when you're in Hawaii, you should live in fear when you're in the water.

No, no, don't live.

I get the ocean all the time, man. You're right. I get the ocean all the time. There could be volcanoes exploding because I'm not worried about those. That's the ring of fire. Yeah, you're the one worried about that more than anybody, Todd.

You're always worried about the Super Volcano.

And, oh, Japanese warplanes.

Yeah, you got to watch out.

Yeah, you got the one worried about that more than anybody, Todd. You're always worried about the super volcano. And, oh, Japanese warplanes. Yeah, you got to watch out. Yeah, you got to worry about it. The early morning news this morning, they went back to back with the shark bite story. Of the nine-year-old? The nine-year-old. And then it was a story of like two, like, 18-year-old dudes were out hiking, and all of a sudden the one of them looked down, and there was a rattlesnake wrapped around his leg. Oh. And he got bit. He did get bit? And he got bit. Yeah. Okay. I mean, they got him. They saved him. He's fine. but still, hey, sharks, rattlesnakes, be afraid.

You're like that dude in basketball when he's driving and the song, like, completely describes as the situation that he's going through. Yeah. Like, that's the news for you now. Well, I'm, I was trying to find these shark resistant, you know, you know. Yeah, I've heard it. but I remember it's talking

it just scares them away

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