This is the Todd and Time Radio Empire.

And Nick's got some gigs this week.

Were you, uh, how did you, uh, how did gigs know this past week?

He said someone walked up to you and said.

Yeah, they were fun.

So before the show on Saturday, Heather and I are sitting at the bar. And my friend Andy that ran the bar, somebody, he handed me the sheet of paper. And he's like, hey, this lady said that she and her friends hadn't been to a comedy show before. And they want you to, like, make fun of her friend Tom. Okay. Her friend Tom. There's a list of things about Tom.

Like he doesn't move his arms when he walks and he thinks he's a catch. Hold on. How do you do that? You just arms pinned to your side while you walk? That's not. Yeah. We got into it. That's only funny to him though. It turns out it ended a relationship of his. I get it. He said he was with this lady for a while and she was like,

I finally figured out what's wrong with you.

And he was like,

I finally figured out what's wrong with you. And he's like, oh, tell me, please. You don't move your arms when you walk. You don't move your arms when you walk. That was, there must have been other things going on there too. Yeah, well, that's still kind of weird looking a bit. Yeah. So the damn, machines me a sheet of paper and then she walks up to there. I get the sheet of paper for my

friend and then she walks up to us and she's like, hey, if you make fun of Tom, that'll be like a big

tip in it for me. she needs me a sheet of paper and then she walks up to there I get the sheet of paper for my friend and then she walks up to us and she's like

hey if you make fun of Tom there'll be like a big tip in it for you and I'm like okay well now I'm interested right yeah is this if I make fun of him more do I get more did Tom right away and go I don't want to make fun of Tom no I did I what did I say he looked like Tommy Lee Jones and Mr. Bean at a baby.

He kind of did.

He...

He's cool.

Yeah. So we did that. I didn't mind. It was fun. I probably would have done it just for the novelty of it, even if she didn't mention the tip. Because sometimes we'll do these corporate shows or people be like, oh, make fun of Matt, he's in sales.

You know sales guys. Not real. What am I supposed to do with that? They don't give you any specifics? No. Just like, you got to give my buddy a hard time. Like, oh, cool. What does he do? You know, he's all just, duh, okay. So how'd you lead into it? I heard you don't walk with your arms moving. I just pulled it out of my pocket.

I was like, hey, your friends gave me this.

Oh, I got it? I heard you don't walk with your arms moving. I just pulled it out of my pocket. I was like, hey, your friends gave me this list. I had the list. Oh, you just did the list. Yeah. And then it turns out that list leads to an $11 tip. Oh, nice. What? What she said big tip? I'm like, oh, the whole crowd at this bar, it was a really nice bar. And everybody looked like that at money.

So when she said big tip, I'm like, that's probably a decent amount of money. You're thinking at least 50, 20, 50 bucks, right? Yeah. 50 bucks, right. It was not. And it wasn't, it wasn't like, it didn't like, explain to people, $11 is not a big tip. No, it didn't bring down the show or anything, but I would have probably spent a little less time on that if I would have known it was going to lead to $11. $11 is not a big tip. It's not. No. $11 is a big tip if you're getting like a single coffee. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's different. No, yeah. But for what you do for a living there, that's not a big tip. That was not a big tip. Hey, there's something in for you.

Yeah.

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