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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Animal Man Fights Costa Rican Swan Hotline: 985 664 9503 https://www.livetree.com https://www.patreon.com/theovon https://www.greyblockpizza.com Special Thanks to the LATEST Gunt Squad! Git dat guuuuuuuunt! Renee Nicol Matthew Snow Angelo Raygun Carla Huffman James Bown Arielle Nicole Rashelle Raymond Matt Eckenrode Matthew Holland Milo J Garcia Tom in Rural NC Mona McCune Casey Roberts Ty Oliver Charley Dunham William Morris Scott Swain Lauren Cribb Jon Ross Jacob Ortega Ned Arick Dave Engelman Xela Person Haley Brown Kevin Best Qie Jenkins Wes Hylemon Dylan Clune Chad Saltzman Robert Doucette Christian from Bakersfield Brian Szilagyi Calvin Doyle Suzanne O'Reilly Greg H Brian Giovanni Martinez Jesse Witham Andrea Gagliani Aaron JonesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Got that baby has my bro. You're cousin got that baby has my there we go. Bang bang. Let's do it

0:12.6

What is that a xylophone

0:18.8

What is that a harp?

0:23.4

Celebrate it boy

0:26.8

Celebrate that misery boy daddy's down

0:30.1

Well daddy's gonna dance

0:34.1

Get that hitter

0:42.6

Wow, let's have some fun while we all D. Why E and I think you're talking about Easter eggs

0:48.7

You know they're talking about let's all have some fun while we all die these eggs

0:55.0

I'm joking man. It's not even that's wrong season if you come in at Easter boy

1:00.3

If you trying to put your mouth around a chocolate rabbit boy you being you are being naughty, you know

1:07.3

Dude they said this girl in our neighborhood at Easter would get them chocolate rabbits and put the whole thing in her mouth and down her throat and everything and it was

1:14.5

I'm like, I don't she wouldn't even bite into it. I'm like, I don't think that's

1:18.9

that's

1:20.7

Jesus ain't coming back for that, you know Jesus ain't coming back for that for this dark magic

1:28.1

But yeah, she was wild dude and she never really developed breast was just a had a big round chest kind of with nipples on the front

1:35.4

And that was just sort of who she was a real

1:38.8

Kagerator of a girl thick net too real solid almost like a maple or mahogany

1:46.0

type of

1:48.0

Thick thick skin almost like her foot like a full body staff infection. That's how her thick her skin was just

1:55.2

Thick all over, you know like she was a little bit of

1:59.0

You know kind of skin and something else in there like a light quick creak, you know like a light

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