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A question, good or bad? What is the most legendary story involving a member of your family?

I've got a couple of texts today for today's question, good or bad. What is the most legendary story involving a member of your family?

I like this one.

It says, my great uncle had 17 children in eight years.

Seven quote-unquote wives showed up at the funeral.

Impressive.

And then he adds, he was also the second to be the OG Marlboro man out of approximately 500 dudes who tried out for the gig,

carried double revolvers on his hip at all times, true legend.

I think that's cool that you were one of the Marlboro men.

You know what I mean?

Like my dad, so my mom used to model way back in the day, and she didn't add for Kodak,

which we were all excited about his kids, and it was a full-page ad in the old newspaper. It's just her literally holding a, one of the Polaroid instant camera pictures in her hand. She's kind of smiling at the camera. And then she's got in good with those guys. This is Rochester, New York. So there was Xerox, there was Kodak, and there was French's. So she got a gig for my dad, who did not want to do it, as this is not really his style, but he got to pose as a chef for Frenches when they were introducing something like barbecue sauce saline or something like that. So he really didn't want to do it, but my mom being my mom, you know, she's persuasive. to do it he was gone all day it was a weekend shoot and in my mind like you say hey i'm gonna take a picture because that's what they're gonna feature whatever magazine or some crap like that and i'm like all right cool so my brother and i figured he drives to the spot they take a picture you drive home it was probably 12 or 15 hour day he's mildly irritated when

he gets home we're like where were you and he's like man he explained out what photo shoot works but he goes

the one thing about it aside for and it's cool to see the picture but uh he said i'm holding a plate of

ribs and he has a chef's hat on the apron the whole nine and he's holding a plate of ribs in his

hand and my brother and i could not stop laughing at this because at this time in our lives if my dad made

toast it was a success right he only i can't say read maybe in the last 20 years he's gotten into

the slow cooking of meats and he even says i only do that so i can stop getting grief from all my

relatives in houston where the idea that you can't slow cook meat.

So it said, I'm standing there, man. And he goes, I'm getting hungry because the ribs look so good. And we're like, well, I mean, do they use the same ribs? It goes, well, here's the thing. They weren't ribs. They're would. But we did not know this. and even though they're advertising their barbecue sauce,

and the point of the picture is to show you how good the barbecue sauce looks on the ribs, it was Shalak. Hmm. Yeah. Oh, no. I was like for real. I mean, my brother and I, not devastated, but our heads are blown open. And we're like, what? And he goes, dude, I don't know how you guys don't know this, but most of the food you see on TV, you notice nobody's actually eating it.

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